I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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