i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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