we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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