There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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