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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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