where am i from again
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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