This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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