We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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