I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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