And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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