Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Randomize
