I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I checked into jail on foursquare
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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