so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You smell like a Billy Joel song
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The struggles of a small town man whore
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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