Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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