I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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