Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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