I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Randomize
