I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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