Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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