I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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