Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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