You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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