trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize