Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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