I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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