well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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