i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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