never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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