do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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