yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Naked Twister starts at high noon
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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