Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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