I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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