You made me cry and you don't even care
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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