We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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