A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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