Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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