All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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