its not stalking. its research.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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