Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Randomize
