I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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