We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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