I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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