He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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