playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
