So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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