your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize