So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I'm at about main and main street
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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