Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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