i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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