I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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