physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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