I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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